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"] Text[3]=["MovieSucktastic - Review - TRON - Pt 2","

"] Text[4]=["MovieSucktastic - Video - Episode #1 - 8/25/2009","

"] Text[5]=["Michael Jackson's This Is It - Trailer","

"] Text[6]=["The Vampire's Assistant - Trailer","

"] Text[7]=["Astro Boy - Trailer","

"] Text[8]=["Amelia - Trailer","

"] Text[9]=["Where The Wild Things Are - Trailer","

"] Text[10]=["Cloudy With a Chance Of Meatballs - Trailer","

"] Text[11]=["Paranormal Activity - Trailer","

"] Text[12]=["Law Abiding Citizen - Trailer","

"] Text[13]=["Moviesucktastic - Video - Episode #2 - 9/12/2009","

"] Text[14]=["Couples Retreat - Trailer","

"] Text[15]=["Avatar - Trailer","

"] Text[16]=["Wild Wild West: Metalcore","

"] Text[17]=["Wallpaper 1","

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"] Text[19]=["Inglorious Basterds","Once again, Mr. Whitty, you deliver a review that is obviously a thinly-veiled attempt to justify your personal dislike of a film, for whatever reasons that may be.

While your review isn't studded with the several inaccuracies that sometimes grace them, it does feature one...

Read the full article now!"] Text[20]=["My Bloody Valentine","I just had to express one (of many) of the problems I had with My Bloody Valentine in 3D, not because it makes no sense, but because it almost makes sense.

The initial idea on a bunch of miners being trapped in a tunnel collapse, and then one of them killing all of the others to conserve all of the oxygen for himself, is not wholly far fetched or fantastic...

Read the full article now!"] Text[21]=["End Of Days","While working on an article this morning, I was reminded of Arnold Schwarzenegger's biblical apocalypse action-fest End of Days. Obviously, the need to share my feelings about the film was overwhelming...

Read the full article now!"] Text[22]=["Superman Returns","Meant to be a the latest epic addition into the Superman franchise, Superman Returns ends up being nothing more that a prolific entry into the ‘Let’s see how much money we can spend on CGI’ school of filmmaking, doing for superhero films what Troy did for historical action dramas: reminding the world that ‘loads of cash’ + ‘popular genre trend’ does not always = ‘good movie’...

Read the full article now!"] Text[23]=["A Sound Of Thunder","Director Peter Hyams is no rookie when it comes to bad films. He has made more than his fair share. The best that can be said is that he’s an average director capable of decent work. His films range from acceptable...

Read the full article now!"] Text[24]=["Rush Hour 3","Summer sequels tend to dredge up all sorts of negative feelings for me. The screeching freak show known to captive audiences far and wide as Chris Tucker also taps a plentiful well of disgust and contempt deep within me. So, needless to say, Brett Ratner summer sequels that keep Chris Tucker gainfully employed inspire dizzying levels of spite and malice. There is simply too much hate here to focus properly...

Read the full article now!"] Text[25]=["The Stepfather (2009) - Trailer","

"] Text[26]=["MovieSucktastic - Podcast - Episode #3 - 10/13/2009","Remakes for 2009 and 2010 (as well as our own suggested future remakes), our general hatred of Tim Burton, Drag Me To Hell"] Text[27]=["C.H.U.D. - Trailer","

"] Text[28]=["The Blair Witch Project - Trailer","

"] Text[29]=["Linnea Quigley's Horror Workout - Trailer","

"] Text[30]=["Se7en - Trailer","

"] Text[31]=["The Return Of The Living Dead - Trailer","

"] Text[32]=["Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer - Trailer","

"] Text[33]=["Saw VI - Trailer","

"] Text[34]=["Scott Wilson - Instant Review - Paranormal Activity","

"] Text[35]=["MovieSucktastic - Podcast - Episode #4 - 10/20/2009","Christian horror films Thr3e, House and Black Roses. Also mentioned are A Civil Action, Hannibal, White Man's Burden and how Dark City fought for its name."] Text[36]=["MovieSucktastic - Podcast - Episode #5 - 10/27/2009","Halloween Edition! We talk about SAW VI, C.H.U.D., Return Of The Living Dead, Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer, John Walsh, Seven, The Blair Witch Project, Cinematic Confession, Peter Jackson, Avatar, Scott's Cinematic Confession: Linnea Quigley's Horror Workout and our contest details!"] Text[37]=["Tears Of Rage: John Walsh","Don’t ask me why, but John Walsh has always rubbed me the wrong way. That’s the main reason I read this book, because if I’m going to have an opinion on somebody, I’d rather it be an informed one. And that’s really the only difference this book has had on my opinion: it has informed it.

John Walsh isn’t a bad guy, and it is undeniable that both his political movements and his television shows have helped people and changed awareness and legal procedures for the better. But despite all he has done, it’s hard to actually like him.

Read the full article now!"] Text[38]=["MovieSucktastic - Podcast - Episode #5 - 10/27/2009","

"] Text[39]=["Joey Guida - Instant Review - SAW VI","

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